2014 Bootlegger Racing Team Crew Release
WAIVER, RELEASE AND INDEMNIFICATION
I, _________________________________crew for the yacht BOOTLEGGER accept full responsibility for the conduct of myself, each member of my family, and my guests of the 2014 Bootlegger Racing Team, except for the following individuals who have been previously incarcerated:
I, _________________________________crew for the yacht BOOTLEGGER accept full responsibility for the conduct of myself, each member of my family, and my guests of the 2014 Bootlegger Racing Team, except for the following individuals who have been previously incarcerated:
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The Bootlegger Racing Team is in no freaking way responsible
for accidental pregnancies, DUI’s, damage or injury to borrowed cars or yachts,
arising from any cause during or related to any race or activities of the Bootlegger
Racing Team within a 7 year period. Weather and sea conditions will occur. As crew
I must be evaluated by a Psychiatrist in determining whether it is proper to
participate. The responsibility of wearing a life jacket rests upon me and
the current fashion. If any assistance is provided by the other crew members,
it is at the risk of my own sweet ass. I realize who I am dealing with here.
I hereby agree to most of the Conditions of the Bootlegger Racing
Team and shall hide such information from each member of my family;
specifically, my spouse. I hereby warrant that I will be outfitted, equipped and
handled in accordance with Government Regulations re: the lowest bidder; that I
will have all of the required weapons aboard; that Bootlegger has a marginally
seaworthy hull, rig and gear; that she will be completely out of control most
times.
In consideration of your accepting my entry for the Bootlegger
Racing Team, I do for myself, my lawyers’, my arms dealer’s and money
launderer’s, assigns, waive and release any and all claims that I have against
the Bootlegger Racing Team except for The Board of Directors, any Restaurateur
who poisons me; or any other sponsor who forces me to wear their stupid hat.
Further, I hereby assign, waive and release any and all claims that I have
against the Bootlegger Racing Team that arise from my own incompetency
including but not limited to: tacking, jibing, mark roundings, chute sets,
chute take-downs, poor steering, docking, un-docking, getting off the boat or
staggering to wrong vehicle. This includes any involuntary strangulation,
blinding, dismemberment, nut cutting or boob bobbing that may occur in said
maneuvers. I understand that the Bootlegger Racing Team, their officers,
directors, members, committee men/women, volunteers, wonks, groupies,
hanger-ons, employees and agents live outside the country and are difficult to
find.
_______________________________________________ Date______/______/_______
Signed (crew)
Signed (crew)
